Here is the news.

There is this Gem in our own Michigan Daily
"No one shows up to protest Bush’s reelection"
http://www.michigandaily.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/11/03/4369c8da7bf50

Highlights:
“Maybe he was re-elected a year ago today, but we are going to change that.”
Apparently this "World Can't Wait" group is developing Time Travel.

From the opposition:

John Kelly, chair of College Republicans and an Engineering senior, said the
chance to get Bush out of office was last year on Election Day.
“I think instead of walking out of work and class, they should be focusing on going
through established political channels, such as elections,” Kelly said.
“It’s sort of a wasted effort, and I think it’s misdirected. … I just don’t
see the effectiveness in it.”

Couldn't really have said it any better.

I am just upset that I missed the organizer recite her eloquent poem, "Fire His Ass."

Could that tell you the level of intelligence of the organizer and explain the reason for her failed event?

I report you decide right?


Then there is this:

Jacques Demers, former Coach to the Red Wings and other NHL Clubs is apparently functionally illiterate according to his new biography.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/hockey/nhl/11/03/demers/index.html?cnn=yes
I guess reading isn't fundamental for being a coach, restauranteur, and GM.
I have no chance at worldly success because a) I can read. and b) I am going to graduate from college.

Riots only happen in Crime-filled America right?
Never underestimate the "angst" of under-represented minorities"venting".
http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=8&id=354264

and for some lighter fair.

Who is being described?

-Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
-Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
-Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
-Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
-Leader with Extraordinary Personality
-Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
-Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
-Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
-World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
-Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
-Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
-Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
-Guardian Deity of the Planet
-Heaven-Sent Hero
-Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
-Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
-Present-day God
-World’s Greatest Writer

If you guessed Kim Jong-Il you were right!
Kudos to Harper's for compiling this.
http://www.harpers.org/ButYouCanCallMeIl.html

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