What's the Latin Word for Spam?

As you probably know, I recently graduated from the University of Michigan.  I wasn’t the best student ever, but I came out with a 3.300 which is Cum Laude.

In my e-mail signatures I had BS Cum Laude in Mechanical Engineering.

As a result my father no longer received my e-mails.  A fellow from a contracting house also didn’t get an e-mail that I sent.

You see, Cum is Latin for “with.”  “Cum” is also slang for, well psst… the male ejaculate.
As a result most e-mails written in Latin would be blocked as Spam.  This still happened despite my being in my father’s address book.

Today I started my new job.  I also ended my new job.  I worked as a Temp flower delivery man.  I delivered 19 bouquets around Ann Arbor and some adjacent towns.  I’m not exactly rolling in dough from it, but it broke up the monotony of waking up at noon and playing video games until I go to sleep too late.

Stuff is happening all over the world, but I don’t feel like talking about it.

Later dudes,

Andrew