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Friday, March 31, 2006

Iran so far away

It appears as though God or nature has spoken out against Iran's nuclear desires.

At least 70 people were killed and more than 1,200 others injured when a strong earthquake hit a province in midwestern Iran on Friday, state media reported.

Don't worry. Even though we disagree with them on the whole nuke thing, the Us will still provide aid.

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who is visiting Britain, told reporters Washington is ready to extend humanitarian aid to Iranian victims.

It's kind of funny that whenever something like this happens in the western world, like the recent hurricanes, radical Islamist claim that it is Allah's wrath on infidels. But, what about these disasters in Muslim areas? Could it be that God is just doing his thing, or just letting nature do its thing? Disasters are terrible yes, but they remind us of two things. We aren't very important on our own, and we need each other and God to get by.


Of course that didn't stop Iran from testing new missiles today.

Iran's armed forces on Friday successfully test fired a domestically produced missile which can evade radar, state television reported, a development analysts said could be worrying for Western forces in the Gulf.
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"The missile command of the air force of the Revolutionary Guards has successfully tested a new generation of missiles," Hossein Salami, head of the Revolutionary Guards air force, told state television.

"This missile can evade radar and it can evade anti-missile missiles," he said.

The guy's name is salami. ha!

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Bahama Mama

The Bahamas are showing some taste.

A Bahamian government board's decision to ban the movie "Brokeback Mountain" has prompted charges of discrimination and censorship in the island chain.
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"Brokeback Mountain," which won critical acclaim and three Oscars, including best director for Ang Lee, has also been banned in mainland China. Turkey has restricted viewing to viewers over 18.

Now I really don't care for censorship. Banning movies is a little silly, but sometimes you should prevent crap from being splattered around your country.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

To steal a line from Mark Shea...

If only they let the Harlem Boys Choir directors of counseling marry!

At least spammers are somewhat creative...

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anyone recognize the story? Looks like some sort of Russian literature.

Turn around...

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart.

Irony

If this isn't ironic, it is at least amusing.

The singer [Victor Willis] who dressed as a policeman in the flamboyant late 1970s disco band "Village People" has been arrested after disappearing while drug and gun charges against him were pending, officials said on Monday.

He could spend as much as 4 years and 4 months in prison with, shall we say, Macho Men.
If he took his own advice and "got himself clean" at the YMCA, well we wouldn't have this problem.
Maybe a few years In the Navy could straighten him out.

Police also have a Native American and a construction worker in custody.

I don't know why blogger is so stupid and won't let me format text sizes correctly.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Freedom of Religion

It's hard to believe sometimes that even in these modern times we don't have freedom of religion.
Take China for example:

Non-official Catholics in China are routinely detained for weeks at a time for inviting friends to worship at home. Priests have been sentenced to years in jail and some have simply disappeared.

That is, Catholics loyal to Rome are considered criminals in China. China has the so-called Patriotic Catholic Church which I think is analogous to the early Anglican church. They kept the doctrine, but the government is in charge of appointing the hierarchy. This of course also involved sticking the tongue out at Rome and going "neener neener neener." Ties to the Vatican have been severed since 1951, but there are reportedly 10 million faithful loyal to Rome in China.

Of course there is hope. Benedict is making efforts to resume communication with China. Hopefully the newly elevated Cardinal Zen will help in this process. According to the article linked above, Benedict is waiting for the time God dictates for him to visit China.

I hope it is soon, but it will happen on God's time and on His terms.
May His will be done.
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As a footnote there is also Abdul Rahman in Afghanistan who may face death at the hands of vigilantes for his conversion to Christianity.

... [H]undreds of clerics, students and others chanting "Death to Christians!" marched through the northern Afghan Mazar-i-Sharif to protest the court's decision Sunday to dismiss the case.

But that is the "religion of peace" for you.

Say a little prayer for those who do not enjoy religious freedom. Say another in thanksgiving that you have the freedom to do so.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Beatles v. Jobs

Yes, the Beatles and Steve Jobs are duking it out once again.

Yoko Ono et al. want millions in damages for some reason I can't quite grasp

It all comes out of Apple making iPods which somehow takes a bite out of the Apple record label owned by the Beatles.

I kind of hope they both lose and have to give away a beatles album and an iPod to everyone in the world... class action, baby.

Scalia

I can't help but like him and his antics.

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia startled reporters in Boston just minutes after attending a mass, by flipping a middle finger to his critics.

A Boston Herald reporter asked the 70-year-old conservative Roman Catholic if he faces much questioning over impartiality when it comes to issues separating church and state.

You know what I say to those people? Scalia replied, making the obscene gesture and explaining That's Sicilian.

What a guy.

Here's an interesting tidbit:
the url www.scalia.com
takes you to a google search for "scalia quack quack"

A fansite:
Cult of Scalia

ok that's enough...

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Late Night Catechism

Well it is 10 to 3 in the morning so it's time for some catechesis.

Here are the 7 gifts of the Holy Spirit:

Wisdom
Understanding
Counsel
Fortitude
Knowledge
Piety
Fear of the Lord.

Now these are not to be confused with the 7 "gifts" of the "spirit of Vatican II"

Bad Music
Less Respect for the Eucharist
The Game: Find the Tabernacle
Ugly Churches
Feminist Language
Hand-holding
Liturgical Abuse

-Andrew

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Rick Santorum

As far as I know, he is good people. I heard him this morning on the Simulcast on WDEO of Put Out Into the Deep IV- a Catholic Men's conference in Detroit. He is dedicated to life issues and his testimonial was great. His family life and devotion to his Catholic faith is inspiring to anyone who thinks he is "too busy."

Hopefully recordings will be available, because it was good.

Also speaking this morning was Deacon Alex Jones, who after nearly 60 years of being a Pentecostal Evangelical joined the fullness of the Catholic Faith. Another great testimonial.

So tune in for the afternoon to AM 990 in the Ann Arbor area, or online at www.wdeo.net.
I think it will start again at 1pm.

So yeah... if you happen to read this in the next 10 minutes you know what to do.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Big Mouth Bass

Big news in the Bass-fishing world.

Mac Weakley ... caught a mammoth largemouth on tiny Dixon Lake in southern California that he and his long-time fishing partners Mike Winn and Jed Dickerson weighed out at 25.1 pounds on a hand-held digital scale.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Do you remember the time...

that I met Raymond Arroyo?

Call to Action

The Archbishop of Milwaukee is showing some cojones in dealing with a CTA meeting.
A meeting featuring Detroit's own Bp. Gumbleton.

Call to Action is bad news. This article sums it up pretty well in the last paragraph.

Call to Action, based in Chicago, reports a 25,000-person membership that includes laity, priests and religious sisters, and brothers. It advocates such things as the ordination of women and married men, more intellectual freedom for Catholic theologians, and consultation with the laity and clergy in the formation of church doctrine and the selection of bishops.

(Emphasis mine)

This group wants to abandon 1970+ years of Sacred Tradition from Jesus to Peter to Benedict.
I think these people would feel more comfortable in the Episcopal church.

Ordained women- Sorry, but this is unchangeable. Read the Catechism and the Bible.

A common argument is that Christ didn't put women in charge because of the culture He was in. Christ was a radical. If Christ truly wanted women to be ordained he would have made it so when he started His Church. Christ was not simply bound by the cultural limitations of His time. He talked to women, in public! He held women in very high regard despite the surrounding culture. Yet, He did not elevate women to ordination.

"Intellectual Freedom" of course refers to declaring open season on the Magisterium. Well, my body wants to do this... So, it must be ok... Theologians already have plenty of intellectual freedom. Some of them abuse it and make things up. What we as humans need of course is true freedom. We need true freedom from sin through Christ Jesus, not the freedom to do whatever we feel like.

The Church is not a democracy. I for one am glad that it is not. If the Church were a democracy, we would have probably fallen to something like Arianism or Manicheism. I for one am thankful for Matthew 16:18. "And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it."

I trust in God, and the hierarchy he set up with Peter and the apostles to run His Church. I do not put my faith in men, because of our tendency toward sin. I put my faith in God and in His Church with its unchangeable doctrine of the past 2 millennia.

Ordained married men I am not too concerned with, since there are already married men who are ordained. There are not a whole lot in the Latin Rite itself, but they exist.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

The Crusades.

The Crusades are in the news again. Hopefully we can bring to light what really happened during the Crusades. We can finally give the truth behind the Crusades. I am sick of the revisionist anti-Catholic "history" that continues to be spread throughout media. (Kingdom of Heaven, The Da Vinci Code, and every Chick tract, anyone?)

The article itself here is actually pretty stupid being poorly researched and badly written, but at least they seem to acknowledge that the standard pro-Islamic view on History is possibly bunk. Of course, if Henry Ford is to be believed, all "history is Bunk."

To summarize what actually happened:
*Crusades were defensive, sparked by violence against Christians in the Holy Land.
*Some of the Crusaders did stupid things especially the one group that thought it was a good idea to sack Constantinople. It was the worst thing to happen to the Eastern-Western Church relations since the filioque debacle... well perhaps ever.

At any rate three cheers unto Benedict XVI for his defense of the truth.

Gaudeamus!
Gaudeamus!
Gaudeamus!

Valete, amici.

-Andrew

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Little-known fact.

It is a little-known fact that George Lucas's Star Wars Saga is loosely based on "Sanford and Son."

Friday, March 17, 2006

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

St. Patrick was an awesome dude.
His story is a great one because it involves pirates and druids, which are kinda cool.

Here is his story in comic strip format for the kiddies.



















Click on it for a bigger version.
My source for information was Catholic.org.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Sea change.

Yes there is sea change over in Allen Park/Royal Oak/Detroit.
Joey Harrington is likely an endangered species who will be released from the Detroit Zoo.

In a move that likely augurs the imminent departure of starting quarterback Joey Harrington after four disappointing seasons, ESPN.com has learned that the Detroit Lions on Thursday signed unrestricted free agent Josh McCown, who had played his entire career with the Arizona Cardinals.

McCown, 26, signed a two-year contract worth $6 million, a deal that will pay him $4 million in 2006 between his signing bonus and base salary. The addition of McCown comes just two days after Detroit signed former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Jon Kitna to a four-year, $11.5 million contract that has a signing bonus of $3.5 million.

It's really a shame. Joey has been in a bad situation for 4 years. The coaches never put enough trust in him or the long ball. I await this season with hope as usual, but I will mourn the loss of the prettiest quarterback in football.

-andrew

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Portion of a response to anti-Catholic Remarks

Your anti-Catholicism has been grating at me for some time.  You repeat often the more common anti-Catholic talking points, and I will try to refute them in a more civil manner here.

-Catholics like to “kill.”  There is nothing in Christ’s teachings that encourage murder or killings.  The teachings of the Catholic Church reflect that.  It is hard to find groups that are against abortion and Capital punishment, yet the Church is against them both.  The Church also is against a lot of military action, yet does believe that there are some cases of “Just War.”  (You can read some about that here: http://www.catholic.com/library/Just_war_Doctrine_1.asp)

Yes, there have been Catholics that have killed.  There are people of all religions who have killed.  This fact does not invalidate any of these religions, nor does it justify the actions of those who kill.  It just proved that as the good book says, “All have sinned.”  It is important however to realize that most aggression against those of other religions are perpetrated by governmental authorities as a mean of exercising and increasing their power.  This is most clear in the 16th Century when Calvinist governments were killing off Catholics and the Lutheran vs. Catholic violence in Germany.  Catholic-led governments did not have clean hands in the affair either.  Just look at the Spanish government in the 15th Century, the Spanish Inquisition.

-Catholics don’t care about Social Justice.  I think you would be hard-pressed to find any group that has done more charitable work than The Church.  I say this not out of pride, but to refute your arguments.  These things we do are encouraged very much so by our Church.  We take very seriously the words of the Lord in the story of the goats and the sheep: “Whatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me.”

-Catholics oppress homosexuals through the US government. What?  I assure you that the most loving stance towards homosexuals is in the Catholic Church.  We don’t allow them to marry.  We care also about their souls, which is more important than where anyone puts their genitalia.  The only way to truly love a homosexual is to tell them the truth.  I say homosexuality is contrary to natural law.  You say there are homosexual animals.  I acknowledge that fact.  These homosexual animals however have hormonal imbalances and such that cause this behavior.  My friend studied this in sheep here at the university.
We shouldn’t use the actions of animals as a basis for our human laws.  
Other things animals do:

•Have sex with their young, both incest and pederasty.  Hmm.  How can one support homosexual “rights” because “animals do it” and not accept pedophile “rights”?  

•Kill their young and each other.  Perhaps we should allow infanticide as well.  I guess we already have Planned Parenthood, though.

•Animals throw poop at each other.  Logically we must make it legal to mail poop.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Christmas in the midst of Lent.

Oh how I hate ohio state.

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Ohio State was placed on three years' probation Friday, a ruling that wipes out records from four NCAA Tournament appearances by the men's basketball team -- including a trip to the 1999 Final Four.

The decision by the NCAA does not affect this season's team, which is 22-4 and ranked seventh in the country. The announcement came about two hours before the top-seeded Buckeyes' quarterfinal game against Penn State in the Big Ten tournament in Indianapolis.

The Buckeyes won't be barred from postseason play as a result of using an ineligible player from 1999-2002 under former coach Jim O'Brien. However, the school will have to repay tournament revenues, likely around $800,000, for the four years in which Boban Savovic played. He received improper gifts, including housing and cash, from a booster.

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In addition, five women's basketball players received free dental work totaling $13,760 in violation of NCAA bylaws. Troy Smith, the star quarterback in the Buckeyes' victories over Michigan the past two years, received $500 from a booster. Smith was suspended for the team's 2004 bowl game and the 2005 opener.

Let the revolution begin.

or continue as it were.

Tennessee seeks to limit the most sacred sacrament of abortion.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

We interupt photoblogging...

to bring you this interesting tidbit:

A study by the World Health Organisation found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the blond gene. According to the WHO study, the last natural blond is likely to be born in Finland during 2202.

That is all.

More photos

This is the couple whose home we gutted. James and Mazie are 81 and 80 respectively and have been married for 60 years











This is in front of the house we stayed in before we were working. It is Alice's Aunt's house. You can see the FEMA roof and of course the Sacred Heart of Jesus statue. Her house wasn't in terrible condition. There wasn't very much flood damage, but a tree fell on it. It is still being refurbished, but the floors made a good bed for 2 nights.














This is from an MRE. Many of the hurricane victims feasted on these courtesy of the Red White and Blue. I thought the name for these cookies was funny. It turned out to be an M&M-like cookie.









This is the living room of the house before we did anything.













This is the final step here. Jason is bleaching the 2x4s in one of the bathrooms.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Back from Nawlins

A Grim Milestone: my 100th post.

We start our with photos from the final leg of the journey. The trip back home. This is St. Richard, at his Parish in Jackson, MS. The church is very much "in the spirit of Vatican II" which you can see immediately upon entering. The whole idea of the building is that of a castle with a moat and bridge. The "moat" was some shubbery.














This here is Leon and I with William and Gerald. They and their mother opened their home to us to stay for one night on our way home.












The next night found us in South Bend where we stayed in Windmoor the Opus Dei residence. This is their chapel.












The following morning we ate at "Bibbler's" aka the original pancake house.













This is from inside the Basilica at Notre Dame where we had Sunday mass.

















The ND Grotto. Jason, Zach, and Fr. Chas.